I WISH I WAS BACK IN FLORIDA…..
SAFETY IN THE SKIES!!!!!
FOLKS, rest easy…THE TSA confiscated my 8 OZ> SEALED , in a clear plastic bag, SABRA HUMMOUS…Whilst they let me board, with my legally bought, in one of dem Southern HUNT AND KILL, ARCHERY AND GUN, MANLY STORES, HI POWERED PEPPER SPRAY IN MY MERSE… INEPTITUDE
, OR ANTI SEMITISM??????
The ULTIMATE depression, calendar wise, is Labor Day signaling the END of SUMMER, my FAVORITE time of year, AND….. JERRY isn’t even on THE TELETHON anymore..WE ARE IN HELL, I tells ya’!!!!! And, with a 9 year old in the house, it’s EXTRA depressing, w/10 months of SCHOOL…Short, cold dark days….Miami Beach is calling LOUDER, and LOUDER…..AARRRHGGG!!!!
EB www.indiegogo.com
Folks. I RARELY ask for contributions here. I get BESIEGED from animal lovers, on a daily basis.You love who you love, and how you love. No problem. No disrespect meant, I love animals too(Especially the HAMBURGER ANIMAL!)..ALL KIDDING ASIDE…. this is a child, who was born with a rare, incurable disease,EB. If you have a weak stomach, don’t look at these pics.This is from my dear dear friend Regina Joskow. This baby was born with this dread disease. I will contribute what I can afford. I can’t contribute to EVERYTHING, I ain’t that rich…I usually give to things that personally affect me and my family and friends, the most.Things that come right under my nose. Please CONSIDER making a contribution to this child. Thank you, HDM Help Save Easton- baby battling Epidermolysis Bullosa- EB www.indiegogo.com
THE SHERBROOKE
So Zoe , Jake , and I are walking along Lincoln Rd. after dinner and we run into Mitch, the owner of out favorite little hotel in SOBE. ” We miss u Mitch, and your hotel”, we say. ” Why don’t you come on down and stay a coupla’ days on me” , Mitch says to us . So, bye bye million dollar free uptown apt., and HELLO SHERBROOKE!
MANIKARMA STRIKES AGAIN!!!!
Fuck Yelp. Fuck BAR VELOCE
So Yelp said ” NO TO MY NASTINESS” about being treated LIKE SHIT AT BAR VELOCE. SAYIN NO TO LETTING A 9 year old kid use their bathroom SO FUCK YELP TOO!
DON’T EVER ( NOT THAT ANYONE WOULD), GO TO ” PRETENTIOUS BAR VELOCE”
Stopped by this place on Second Ave.BAR VELOCE My 9 year old son, and wife in tow. I’ve spent 41 years of my life in this neighborhood. Own a business for 13 years in this nabe. Raising a family in this neighborhood. I was nicely dressed. Made eye contact with the bartender. “Sir, as I nodded to my nine year old, “My son is dying to use your bathroom”…I’m sorry the man said, “It’s for customers only.”…I was pissed!..Then I said, “My friend Vince works here”..Then he said, “OK”..Then I started SCREAMING…”Are you fuckin’ kidding me?” ‘Hey everyone, this pretentious little shithole said no to a little kid using it’s bathroom..I NEED CONNECTIONS FOR MY SON TO TAKE A PISS!”, and stormed out…..SHITHOLE!..NEVER WILL I SPEND A PENNY THERE…LAME FUCKIN’ PRETENTIOUS SHITHOLE!..2 blocks down, the LOVELY AND WONDERFUL VESELKA, a REAL EAST VILLAGE JOINT WITH CLASS, LET US IN!!!!..YAY VESELKA!
